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How To Beat Death t-shirt

Name: How To Beat Death t-shirt
SKU: 24390
Availability: InStock

Price range: 19,90 € through 26,90 € excl. VAT

Perfect for training or casual wear, our How to beat Death t-shirt is made of 100% cotton and offers comfort, durability, and a polished look. Made to order for less waste, with local packing and separate, cheaper shipping options. Whether you’re heading out for a training session or looking for a HEMA-themed piece to complement your style, our t-shirt is the answer.

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Description

How to beat Death t-shirt by Malleus Martialis

The “How to Beat Death” t-shirt features a captivating illustration inspired by Holbein, showing a nobleman drawing his sword in a dramatic standoff against Death, depicted as a laughing skeleton. The irony of this design lies in the idea that simply drawing your sword is considered “Step 1” in the battle against mortality. It humorously suggests that the first step in overcoming death is an act of defiance, even if it may seem futile. It serves as a great conversation starter and an enjoyable reminder that sometimes, a little bravado and laughter can be powerful tools in the face of life’s toughest realities. Whether at an event, training or just going about your day, this t-shirt radiates both wit and resilience.

Key Features:

▸Seamless double-stitched collar for a polished look
▸Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for added durability
▸100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
▸Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced longevity

All our t-shirts are made to order which means:

✅ Less waste
✅ Separate and cheaper shipping costs
✅ Locally packed and shipped

To guarantee maximum quality, we utilize a third-party service for production and fulfillment.
Please be aware that if you purchase multiple products, shipping costs may be separate and they may arrive at different times.

SIZE GUIDE

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Length (cm)	71	73	76	78	81	83	86
Half Chest (cm)	45	50	56	61	66	71	76

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30

LEAD TIME

In stock

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Image Disclaimer: Product images are for reference only; actual appearance may vary due to differences in screen settings and display characteristics like resolution and color accuracy.
Warranty Notice: These variations do not affect the functionality of the item and are not considered imperfections or grounds for warranty claims.

CARE TIPS

Wash Machine: Wash warm (max 40 C° or 105 F°), wash garment inside out with similar colors.
Tumble Dry: Low
Bleach: Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean: Do not dry clean
Iron: Iron inside out

PRODUCT AND SAFETY REGULATIONS

Product Safety Compliance: Complies with regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde). Also complies with flammability standards.
Age Guideline: For adults.
Care Instructions: Yes.
2-year Warranty: Covered under Directive (EU) 2019/771 for consumer sales.
Manufacturer (GPSR): Customer.
EU Responsible Person: Name: Gelato Estonia OÜ, Address: Rotermanni 6-2nd floor, 10111 Tallinn, Estonia, Email: support@gelato.com.

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Weight	N/A
Color	White, Ash, Sand, Cardinal Red, Maroon, Black
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Shipping & Warranty

DELIVERY PROCESS

▸Premium Dedicated Support: You can rely on our direct support for shipping, ensuring smooth deliveries and resolving any logistical issues promptly.
▸ Secure Handling: Each sword is expertly packaged to ensure safe delivery.
▸ Notification: Receive a tracking email once your order is dispatched.
▸ Estimated Shipping Times: 5 to 10 business days post-production.
▸ Shipping Costs: Calculated based on location and method.
▸ Customs Fees: International duties are the buyer’s responsibility.

WARRANTY

▸ Warranty validity: Our warranty period lasts for 24 months from the date of delivery to the consumer, in accordance with European regulations.
▸ Application: Our warranty applies if the product fails to meet the acceptable standard for safe and common use during the exercise of the HEMA practice or Historical Fencing in general.