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How To Beat Death Hoodie

Name: How To Beat Death Hoodie
SKU: 24478
Availability: InStock

Price range: 34,90 € through 39,90 € excl. VAT

Perfect for training or casual wear, our How to beat Death hoodie is made from a heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for comfort and durability. It features a double-lined hood with a matching drawstring, a soft feel with reduced pilling, and a front pouch pocket. Made to order for less waste, with local packing and cheaper shipping options, this hoodie is a stylish choice for your HEMA-themed wardrobe or training sessions.

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Description

How to beat Death Hoodie by Malleus Martialis

The “How to Beat Death” hoodie features a captivating illustration inspired by Holbein, showing a nobleman drawing his sword in a dramatic standoff against Death, depicted as a laughing skeleton. The irony of this design lies in the idea that simply drawing your sword is considered “Step 1” in the battle against mortality. It humorously suggests that the first step in overcoming death is an act of defiance, even if it may seem futile. It serves as a great conversation starter and an enjoyable reminder that sometimes, a little bravado and laughter can be powerful tools in the face of life’s toughest realities. Whether at an event, training or just going about your day, this t-shirt radiates both wit and resilience.

Our hoodie is the ideal choice for your next training session or as a cozy addition to your HEMA-themed wardrobe.

Key Features:

▸Robust fabric blend
▸Double-lined hood with a matching drawstring
▸Air jet yarn fabric gives a softer feel and helps reduce pilling
▸50% cotton and 50% polyester provide softness and durability
▸Front pouch pocket and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

All our hoodies are made to order which means:

✅ Less waste
✅ Separate and cheaper shipping costs
✅ Locally packed and shipped

To guarantee maximum quality, we utilize a third-party service for production and fulfillment.
Please be aware that if you purchase multiple products, shipping costs may be separate and they may arrive at different times.

SIZE GUIDE

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (cm)	68	71	73	76	78	81	84
B) Width (cm)	101	111	122	132	142	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	50	56	61	66	71	76	81
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	85	87	90	92	95	97	100

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33
B) Width (inches)	40	44	48	52	56	60	63
B) Half Chest (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	33	34	35	36	37	38	39

LEAD TIME

In stock

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Image Disclaimer: Product images are for reference only; actual appearance may vary due to differences in screen settings and display characteristics like resolution and color accuracy.
Warranty Notice: These variations do not affect the functionality of the item and are not considered imperfections or grounds for warranty claims.

CARE TIPS

Wash Machine: Wash cold (max 30°C or 86°F), wash garment inside out with similar colors.
Tumble Dry: Medium
Bleach: Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean: Do not dry clean
Iron: Iron inside out

PRODUCT AND SAFETY REGULATIONS

Product Safety Compliance: Complies with regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde). Also complies with flammability standards.
Age Guideline: For adults.
Care Instructions: Yes.
2-year Warranty: Covered under Directive (EU) 2019/771 for consumer sales.
Manufacturer (GPSR): Customer.
EU Responsible Person: Name: Gelato Estonia OÜ, Address: Rotermanni 6-2nd floor, 10111 Tallinn, Estonia, Email: support@gelato.com.

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Weight	N/A
Color	White, Sand, Graphite Heather, Cardinal Red, Maroon, Black
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Shipping & Warranty

DELIVERY PROCESS

▸Premium Dedicated Support: You can rely on our direct support for shipping, ensuring smooth deliveries and resolving any logistical issues promptly.
▸ Secure Handling: Each sword is expertly packaged to ensure safe delivery.
▸ Notification: Receive a tracking email once your order is dispatched.
▸ Estimated Shipping Times: 5 to 10 business days post-production.
▸ Shipping Costs: Calculated based on location and method.
▸ Customs Fees: International duties are the buyer’s responsibility.

WARRANTY

▸ Warranty validity: Our warranty period lasts for 24 months from the date of delivery to the consumer, in accordance with European regulations.
▸ Application: Our warranty applies if the product fails to meet the acceptable standard for safe and common use during the exercise of the HEMA practice or Historical Fencing in general.